Porto's!!!!

I'm pooing here at the Target in Rosemead right now. I totally had a pretty fun day: 1. pick up some street hooker named Daniela 2. ate at the crapulous IHOP by the Screen Actors Guild building 3. went to the La Brea Tar Pits and got tar on my hand 4. walked around LACMA 5. went to LA Zoo only to discover the line was ridiculous 6. booked it to Glendale to get Porto's but ended up having the best damn pho ever at Pho Hut 7. ended up at Porto's and got some bomb diggity guava cream cheese pastry and Mango Mousse cake 8. take Daniela back to her base and left but realized she left her crack in the car. 9. headed on our way home but needed to make a pitstop here in Rosemead because our tummies couldn't hold the crap. Toodles!