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Black sand from the black sand beach Punaluu, The Big Island, Hawaii

That's not my hand, by the way. But I would LOVE to rock the masculinity. Anywho... When was the last time you went to a black sand beach? The last time I went to one was when I lived in Hawaii more than 7 years ago. I was searching for all these pictures on Google Images for black sand beaches in Hawaii (since my dumb ass never took pictures whilst my stay there), yet all these pictures never caught the awesomeness of black sand beaches.
The first time I saw a black sand beach, I couldn't believe how magnificent it was... so much shine! Ok so I don't feel like writing about that anymore.

So the reason I was writing about Hawaii is because I'm going back there soon enough I just have to set a date. I'm freaking excited because I get to see my beloved Grace again! WOOT! On top of Hawaii, I'm also headed for Germany, Austria, and Switzerland this July and I'll end up spending my birthday overseas. YAY! 2009 is a great year.

I'm really nervous about a court appearance I have to make by February 5 for an undisclosed reason. BOOOOOOO. HEY! I had the most random thought right now...
There's all these weird, pointless days on the calendar like Arbor Day and Secretaries' Day. What if there was a Worldwide Fart Day? Oh my gosh that would be so awesome. I'd have to look it up. Then the whole world would fart at exactly the same time (fuck that time difference), and it would be so fucking stinky! AHAHAHAHHAHA Ok good day!